Parentheses
Exponent
Multiplication
Division
Addition
Subtraction
How has this changed my life, you ask. This order of operations has changed my life, because if you don't use it, you will do the problem wrong, get a bad score, and fail your math class. It helps me understand the way to do a math expression. Now I get better scores on math.
Oh no! I'm lost in a forest! At least I'm with Polly. Polly is a fictional, yet mature character. She'll find a way out... I hope. She has a better chance of getting me out than her friend Digory. He let a 10 foot tall witch almost destroy England, and a new world called Narnia. Has the boy gone mad? Polly told him not to, but he did it anyway. Now you see why Polly is so much more responsible. Wouldn't you choose her too?
Dear Diary,
The other night, I was teleported to a distant universe. The world I stood on was pitch black. There was only one thing there, a soft song. It was the same note the whole time, but I still call it a song. For it was the most astonishing sound I had ever heard. I almost forgot that I was standing by Diggory's crazy uncle, and his future wife, the witch. All of the sudden the sun arose, and a lion's shadow appeared.
Back in the olden days, if you were talking to somebody, and the teacher noticed, you would be hit with a ruler. My grandma got hit once because somebody tapped her on the shoulder, and she turned her head. Schools were so strict!!!
